Kojima is a scary man when it comes to his English. He knows just enough to be a real danger to himself and others. It’s a thing of beauty.
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"What would he say if someone wanted to remake, say, Eraserhead? ‘If they were near me I might shoot them. If I had a gun.’”
Titan aka the Mermaid Moon
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worldasweknowit said: lol mind sharing??
Haha, not at all. It was my girlfriend three years ago, and we had had a few drinks in old town Chicago. We were staying in the city for the weekend, then taking the train back Sunday morning. Anyways, we were getting back into our room, after groping and making out a plenty on the walk back to the hotel and in the elevator. Backing her down onto the bed, being too inebriated and impatient to pull off her leggings, I just tore them open instead. It was sexy as hell, and in the moment it made us both go a little more crazy (impatient half clothed sex is always fantastic in my experience). It wasn’t till the morning when we were getting ready to leave and she found the tattered remains of her thermal leggings (as it was February) thrown onto a chair that she got upset, as now she had to high tail it to the station with a skirt and bare legs.
Needless to say I bought her a new pair and all was well. Since then I’m a bit more careful about the clothing I tear to shreds hehe.
say those three words and i’m yours
neon genesis evangelion
Finding people attractive when you’re asexual is like, “I don’t know what I want to do with you exactly, but I wanna do a lot of it.”
Rip her leggings open and eat her out
But make sure she’s wearing her cheap leggings or she will be PISSED.
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I REALLY LOVE EVERYTHING ABOUT THIS
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